To God

He's watching us

Dear God,

I hope you’re fine. In case you didn’t notice, my life seems good too.

Although summers are on, but it’d rained last night, so the weather is a bit chilly now. I’d always wanted to ask you why you made summer seasons! Trust me, If you were in Delhi staying in the top floor of Aravali,  you would not have considered doing that. But yeah anyways, summers have their own advantages. And when I say this you know that I’m not talking about the mini-skirts and sleeveless-tops wearing girls.

Actually, life really appears to be great this time. Except for the PHL minor exam last week and the break-up of Ted and Robin in the last episode of HIMYM Season 2, everything else rocks. I hate Robin, although can’t deny the fact that’ she’s too hot!

Hey by the way, thanks for making hot girls. You don’t realize what good you’ve done for the mankind by this. It has made our lives worth living. Thanks a lot (especially for Avril Lavigne, Elisha Cuthbert & Amrita Rao.) But if you’d modulated their ATTITUDE levels a bit too, it would have been so generous. Please take this into consideration for future creations.

Actually there are so many things for which I need to extend my gratitude towards you. Thank you very much God for giving us Sachin Tendulkar and A R Rahman. They are the best men alive I know. Thanks for making IIT girls not-so-sexy, not-so-hot. At least I’ve got one single reason to focus on my studies.

But let me tell you it still isn’t a perfect world. Especially after you’ve demolished Nesckis in IIT Delhi, there’s nothing much left out here. Now everyone calls your name when they feel hungry late night. Some suggestions for improvement include creation of more great personalities like Kalam, Nilekani, Narayan Murti etc. (Please don’t make one like me for a while, I prefer to remain unique until I’m alive.) But yes, make more BARNEYs. He’s the greatest man on the earth.

Please tell the Aravali Mess people to cook well… at least for your sake!! People say I’m getting skinner day by day. I wish they knew the real reason. Hey, can you please reset the mindset of MS Dhoni? As a matter of fact, we all Indians need it done right now. Other proposals may include repairing A.C. of VI LT 2. It’s too hot in there during the classes. Also ask the damn IIT professors to start behaving like humans a bit. There’s a hell lot to write about them but may be I’ll do that in some future letter. For now you too know they all suck!

Since you’ve helped me out in every phase of my life, I’m confident you would take my all the above points into consideration.

And yeah… about that deal of ours… I’m complying with it completely. Thanks again for making her say ‘yes’. You don’t know what you’ve done for me. And as per our agreement, I’m loving her more than anything else in my life. Well… I must tell you she’s much better than what you & I’d guessed. She’s very caring, wakes me up daily in the morning so that I could attend my bloody lectures. Listens to me when I’m happy or upset. Laughs at my poor jokes. Stands besides me all the time. Believe me God, having her brings so much confidence. There are a million reasons I love her. She’s my best friend. And like you once said, she’s the best girl we know in the world.

I guess you should also make a gf now. Do tell me if you consider proposing that secret-crush of yours!

Rest is all awesome. And I’m including that ‘red-top blue-short-hot-pants’ girl I saw that day in WindT in the previous sentence. She was damn sexy!!

Thanks for everything.

Take care of this world.

Yours,

Himanshu.

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PS — Hope the letter helps.

PS — 69 people of top 100 chose IIT Bombay !! Second highest being 19 at IIT Delhi.

PS — Seems at least 81 people are intelligent enough to save their asses…

PS — Missing Bhopal.

PS — Low on cash too.

PS — HIMYM Season 3 begins.

PS — I love you Barney Stinson.

PS — Chalo gotta go. Sayonara.

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