Ain’t No Virgin !!

Virginity is Bliss !

# This post is sincerely dedicated to all the unfortunate men who are still abstained from the most beautiful experience of life.

“Huh…!! Enough is enough.” Harish yelled.

“What?”

“Why can’t you let us have it?”

“Have what?” She questioned as if she didn’t know anything.

“Arrey… stop playing ignorant… Don’t you act like a child!!”

“No I’m not. In fact you’re acting like a child.”

“A child never demands for sex!!” He said completely impressed by his statement.

“Huh…!! We’ve had this discussion before.” She sighed.

“Ohkk… stop discussing, start doing.” He smirked. Surely, a poor comment.

Harish and Shreya had been in a relationship for last 1 year. And just like in any other couple, sex had its important part to play. Every teenage-couple knows that they both would do it at some point of time, but no one knows when it’s gonna come. This is called a typical-Indian-committed relationship. Initially boy tries to play sober. He shows that getting physical isn’t his area of concern. Although he never stops trying to make the things go other way. While the girl acts as if she’s completely balanced and it’s only the boys who have got these hormonal problems.

But here the twist was a bit different. Harish was a virgin but thanks to Shreya’s ex-boyfriend in 12th standard, she wasn’t.

“Shut up.” She howled.

“Oh come on Shreya…!! I’m 20 and still virgin.”

“That’s appreciable.” She simpered.

“That’s awful.” He whined, took a pause and spoke again, “If you can have it, why can’t I?”

“I’ve told you already it was a mistake. I still regret it.”

“Who says you can’t repeat the same mistake again?”

“What?” She exclaimed being impressed by his question.

“Yeah… let’s do it. And if you say we can regret it later together.” He said.

She paused for a while. His hopes went high. Finally, she opened her mouth:

“NO !!”

As per the rule, the girl has the last say in any argument ‘coz whatever the boy says after that is the starting of a new one. And so the brave soldier fighting against his virginity surrendered.

“Hmm…ok fine.” He sighed.

“Thanks.” She smiled.

“But I can see that you’re feeling jealous of me…” He opened his mouth again.

“Why so?”

“Coz now I’m a virgin and you’re not.” He replied confidently.

“Ohh come on… this won’t work on me.” She articulating trying to sound firm.

“Doesn’t matter. But now, I’ve got the dignity and pride, I’ve got the reputation and dedication… unlike you!”

She didn’t know what to say, so he continued: “When we’ll get married, I’ll have this glorious thing to say on our honeymoon that I didn’t have sex even once with anyone before marriage.”

“Or let us say you didn’t get to have it…” She said and laughed.

“Ohh Shhsshhaa…. From now, I won’t do it, even if you say…!! Virginity is a bliss.” He roared.

She got uncomfortable with the discussion. Harish’s contingency plan was working.

“Ok fine… cut the crap. Let’s do it.” She said finally.

“Hmm… ohkk.. if you say so.” He uttered.

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5 Minutes Later

“So you sure you wanna do this?” He asked her.

“Yup. You say… are you prepared?”

“Of course dear, see here’s the rubber.” He replied enthusiastically.

“Idiot..!! I mean are you prepared mentally?”

“Ummm..ohh!! Yes yes, m prepared.”

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Six hours later

Harish wakes up besides her, gets out of bed, realizes something and yells in excitement:

“Ain’t no virgin anymore !!”  :D

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MORAL of the STORY: A girl can withstand even the temptation for sex but not jealousy.

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PS — No offense made. I just wrote it for no reason.

PS — This is also a pure work of fiction. This has nothing to do with my personal beliefs.

PS — See… I’m playing sober.

PS — Neski Demolition hurts.

PS — Apple Safari rocks and so Windows 7.

PS — Missing home already.

PS — Didn’t anyone notice that the quality of girls in IIT has increased considerably in summers?

PS — Song I’m hearing these days: Gulon Mein from Sikander by S-E-L.

PS — Chalo guys, gotta go. Batti201 Minor Tomorrow…!!

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