To God
He's watching us
Dear God,
I hope you’re fine. In case you didn’t notice, my life seems good too.
Although summers are on, but it’d rained last night, so the weather is a bit chilly now. I’d always wanted to ask you why you made summer seasons! Trust me, If you were in Delhi staying in the top floor of Aravali, you would not have considered doing that. But yeah anyways, summers have their own advantages. And when I say this you know that I’m not talking about the mini-skirts and sleeveless-tops wearing girls. 
Actually, life really appears to be great this time. Except for the PHL minor exam last week and the break-up of Ted and Robin in the last episode of HIMYM Season 2, everything else rocks. I hate Robin, although can’t deny the fact that’ she’s too hot! 
Hey by the way, thanks for making hot girls. You don’t realize what good you’ve done for the mankind by this. It has made our lives worth living. Thanks a lot (especially for Avril Lavigne, Elisha Cuthbert & Amrita Rao.) But if you’d modulated their ATTITUDE levels a bit too, it would have been so generous. Please take this into consideration for future creations.
Actually there are so many things for which I need to extend my gratitude towards you. Thank you very much God for giving us Sachin Tendulkar and A R Rahman. They are the best men alive I know. Thanks for making IIT girls not-so-sexy, not-so-hot. At least I’ve got one single reason to focus on my studies. 
But let me tell you it still isn’t a perfect world. Especially after you’ve demolished Nesckis in IIT Delhi, there’s nothing much left out here. Now everyone calls your name when they feel hungry late night. Some suggestions for improvement include creation of more great personalities like Kalam, Nilekani, Narayan Murti etc. (Please don’t make one like me for a while, I prefer to remain unique until I’m alive.) But yes, make more BARNEYs. He’s the greatest man on the earth.
Please tell the Aravali Mess people to cook well… at least for your sake!! People say I’m getting skinner day by day. I wish they knew the real reason. Hey, can you please reset the mindset of MS Dhoni? As a matter of fact, we all Indians need it done right now. Other proposals may include repairing A.C. of VI LT 2. It’s too hot in there during the classes. Also ask the damn IIT professors to start behaving like humans a bit. There’s a hell lot to write about them but may be I’ll do that in some future letter. For now you too know they all suck!
Since you’ve helped me out in every phase of my life, I’m confident you would take my all the above points into consideration.
And yeah… about that deal of ours… I’m complying with it completely. Thanks again for making her say ‘yes’. You don’t know what you’ve done for me. And as per our agreement, I’m loving her more than anything else in my life. Well… I must tell you she’s much better than what you & I’d guessed. She’s very caring, wakes me up daily in the morning so that I could attend my bloody lectures. Listens to me when I’m happy or upset. Laughs at my poor jokes. Stands besides me all the time. Believe me God, having her brings so much confidence. There are a million reasons I love her. She’s my best friend. And like you once said, she’s the best girl we know in the world.
I guess you should also make a gf now. Do tell me if you consider proposing that secret-crush of yours!
Rest is all awesome. And I’m including that ‘red-top blue-short-hot-pants’ girl I saw that day in WindT in the previous sentence. She was damn sexy!!
Thanks for everything.
Take care of this world.
Yours,
Himanshu.
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PS — Hope the letter helps.
PS — 69 people of top 100 chose IIT Bombay !! Second highest being 19 at IIT Delhi.
PS — Seems at least 81 people are intelligent enough to save their asses…
PS — Missing Bhopal.
PS — Low on cash too.
PS — HIMYM Season 3 begins.
PS — I love you Barney Stinson.
PS — Chalo gotta go. Sayonara.
Ain’t No Virgin !!
Virginity is Bliss !
# This post is sincerely dedicated to all the unfortunate men who are still abstained from the most beautiful experience of life.
“Huh…!! Enough is enough.” Harish yelled.
“What?”
“Why can’t you let us have it?”
“Have what?” She questioned as if she didn’t know anything.
“Arrey… stop playing ignorant… Don’t you act like a child!!”
“No I’m not. In fact you’re acting like a child.”
“A child never demands for sex!!” He said completely impressed by his statement.
“Huh…!! We’ve had this discussion before.” She sighed.
“Ohkk… stop discussing, start doing.” He smirked. Surely, a poor comment.
Harish and Shreya had been in a relationship for last 1 year. And just like in any other couple, sex had its important part to play. Every teenage-couple knows that they both would do it at some point of time, but no one knows when it’s gonna come. This is called a typical-Indian-committed relationship. Initially boy tries to play sober. He shows that getting physical isn’t his area of concern. Although he never stops trying to make the things go other way. While the girl acts as if she’s completely balanced and it’s only the boys who have got these hormonal problems.
But here the twist was a bit different. Harish was a virgin but thanks to Shreya’s ex-boyfriend in 12th standard, she wasn’t.
“Shut up.” She howled.
“Oh come on Shreya…!! I’m 20 and still virgin.”
“That’s appreciable.” She simpered.
“That’s awful.” He whined, took a pause and spoke again, “If you can have it, why can’t I?”
“I’ve told you already it was a mistake. I still regret it.”
“Who says you can’t repeat the same mistake again?”
“What?” She exclaimed being impressed by his question.
“Yeah… let’s do it. And if you say we can regret it later together.” He said.
She paused for a while. His hopes went high. Finally, she opened her mouth:
“NO !!”
As per the rule, the girl has the last say in any argument ‘coz whatever the boy says after that is the starting of a new one. And so the brave soldier fighting against his virginity surrendered.
“Thanks.” She smiled.
“But I can see that you’re feeling jealous of me…” He opened his mouth again.
“Why so?”
“Coz now I’m a virgin and you’re not.” He replied confidently.
“Ohh come on… this won’t work on me.” She articulating trying to sound firm.
“Doesn’t matter. But now, I’ve got the dignity and pride, I’ve got the reputation and dedication… unlike you!”
She didn’t know what to say, so he continued: “When we’ll get married, I’ll have this glorious thing to say on our honeymoon that I didn’t have sex even once with anyone before marriage.”
“Or let us say you didn’t get to have it…” She said and laughed.
“Ohh Shhsshhaa…. From now, I won’t do it, even if you say…!! Virginity is a bliss.” He roared.
She got uncomfortable with the discussion. Harish’s contingency plan was working.
“Ok fine… cut the crap. Let’s do it.” She said finally.
“Hmm… ohkk.. if you say so.” He uttered.
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5 Minutes Later
“So you sure you wanna do this?” He asked her.
“Yup. You say… are you prepared?”
“Of course dear, see here’s the rubber.” He replied enthusiastically.
“Idiot..!! I mean are you prepared mentally?”
“Ummm..ohh!! Yes yes, m prepared.”
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Six hours later
Harish wakes up besides her, gets out of bed, realizes something and yells in excitement:
“Ain’t no virgin anymore !!” :D
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MORAL of the STORY: A girl can withstand even the temptation for sex but not jealousy.
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PS — No offense made. I just wrote it for no reason.
PS — This is also a pure work of fiction. This has nothing to do with my personal beliefs.
PS — See… I’m playing sober.
PS — Neski Demolition hurts. 
PS — Apple Safari rocks and so Windows 7.
PS — Missing home already.
PS — Didn’t anyone notice that the quality of girls in IIT has increased considerably in summers?
PS — Song I’m hearing these days: Gulon Mein from Sikander by S-E-L.
PS — Chalo guys, gotta go. Batti201 Minor Tomorrow…!!
