I Love You Bitch !!
“Hey Shuchi… do you wanna listen me or not..I want to say something yaar…” He said.
“No !!” She replied.
Just like everyday, Jatin and Shuchi were sitting at the Insti Nescki after the classes. Just like everyday, they were eating their muffins and drinking frappes. And just like everyday, they were having an argument. But this day was a bit more than that.
“You know…you’re a bitch.” He yelled.
“How dare you say it to me?” She shouted at him like she always does.
“Yes…!! You’re one. But I love you.” He uttered at once. Surely, it wasn’t one of the best dialogues to propose a girl. He too didn’t believe he said that.
“What?? What did you say?”
“I said I love you.” He repeated. It sounded good to him.
“But you said I’m a bitch?”
“Yeah, that’s right.” He tittered.
“One second… I ain’t getting you. Are you proposing me or insulting me?” She inquired.
“I’m just saying the truth.” He said.
Yes… he really loved her. He’d first seen her at the introduction day of the college. It was like love at first sight. Later he approached and talked to her. He was lucky because it came out that they both were from the same branch & same city. Classes started and they soon became good friends. They used to study together & hangout in the insti talking or sometimes watching movies during the night-outs. They spent loads of time together talking, quarreling and fighting with each other. Jatin knew she’s ‘the one’. But there was a problem – She was a BITCH !
“You are nuts. I am leaving…” She yelled and stood up.
“Hey wait… don’t act weird yaar… if there’s any problem we can discuss it…” He shrieked.
“Ohh..so you wanna discuss that I am a bitch…!”
“Yeah…!”
“What the F ! May I know how?”
“Good question. But don’t let me open my mouth..!” He chuckled. He was surprised by his awkward sense of humour particularly in this situation. Shuchi wasn’t impressed.
“No..you’ve got to tell me…”
“I won’t.”
“Then I’m leaving.”
“Wait… I love you.” He said and held her hand.
“What??? Get off me..” She plucked back.
He stood up, held her hand again and said:
“I know you’re a bitch. But I love you. You’re just no more than a selfish, dumbwitted egoistic moron. Still I love you. I know you how you treat boys and use them to entertain you. I know you go for dates each weekend with a different guy everytime. Still I love you. I know you don’t care for me, or anyone who loves you. Nevertheless, I love you. Don’t ask me why, I too even don’t know the reason. All I know that there’s no time I don’t think about you. All I know is I’ve never felt the same for any girl in my life as I feel for you. All I know is I love you…… even if you’re a bitch. 
“
“Huh..!” She sighed. She’d never got such an absurd and insane proposal in her life. She didn’t know what to say.
“So… Shuchi… Will you be my girl?” He bent on his knees and said.
“Go to hell !!” She shouted.
“Hmm… seems you didn’t like what I said. Ok fine…you can leave.” He sat down back on the bench.
“Hey… but just now you told me to stay?” She defended.
“But now I beg you… please for god’s sake…. LEAVE ME ALONE !!”
“You know you’re the biggest jackass I’ve ever seen in my life.” She screamed at him. He was upset enough to pay any heed to her comment.
“I know.” He replied nervously.
“But I love you too.” She whispered and left.
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PS — No personal offense made. It’s a work of pure fiction.
PS — Minors 2 over (& screwed too).
PS — Prison Break rocks!! No doubt about it… Love you Michael Scoffield.
PS — Politics rocks too especially when you’re in Aravali.
PS — Death of a student in IIT Kharagpur is a shame in the glorifying history of IITs. 
PS — Planning to switch to Ubuntu… Wat say folks?
PS — Song of the Day ~ Ajab Si from Om Shanti Om (by Vishal-Shekhar).
PS — Lets dedicate it to her. 
PS — I’ve been sleeping like dogs these days…. morning 5 till afternoon 1.
PS– But after all…. kutte bi to insaan hi hote hai.. 
PS — BDW do visit Asmita’s blog.
PS — Enough of BakC. See ya. Adieu.
‘P’ for Poltu
Poltu
This time I dedicate this blog to all my seniors who have already spent their innumerable hours in giving us fundae and are still continuing to do so…very sincerely.
The letter ‘P‘ has always been a fascinating thing for me. Starting with PORN, it has affected almost every sphere of my life. Even my last few days were completely jubilant because of this ‘P‘ only. (I hope some of you will be getting this ) But this time, the letter has widened its domain and is now infiltrating my serene life in a completely new and interesting word – POLTU.
What’s Poltu?
In IIT Lingo… it’s a short form for Politics.It’s a new and fascinating arrival in the IIT-Life of all the facchas. Some are delighted by it, enjoying it’s vivaciousness, while others are feeling disgusted.
Why Poltu exists?
Ideally, poltu should exist for the welfare of the masses, it should exist for a vision, it should exist to achieve it. Alas…!!! In IIT it exists to make ‘Reps’, ‘Secys’, Cultoos and Maintoos. It exists to gain power as well as resources. It exists for greed, selfishness and voracity. Sometime it exists for ethics, but most of the time this isn’t the case.
Advantages of Poltu:
# It provides a better and a new excuse to avoid studies and waste your time.
# A senior of mine once quoted: ‘Discussing Poltu is better than sex.‘ Thus, it gives a few days of sheer pleasure to ‘despo sex-deprived’ IITians.
# It’s one of the only two possible ways for a junior-senior interaction in the first year. (The first one is ragging.)
# Perhaps it is the only time when you can literally speak ‘gaalis’ to your seniors and still get an appreciation.
# There are 8 different ways to decrease your CGPA. Apart from Poltu, the other 7 are unimportant.
# Poltu enhances self-exploration. (You get to know how mean, selfish and obnoxious person you are.)
# It teaches you how to mould facts and misanalyze situations.
# It makes you optimistic. (Even if you are in deep shit, you would always look hopeful and anticipative.)
# It reforms one’s social skills. (It teaches you how to fight with friends and alienate people.)
# One never gets to eat as many free pizzas, muffins and coffees ever as he gets during Poltu time.
Disadvantages of Poltu:
# So far any disadvantage of Poltu hasn’t been found.
Final Word
Politics is everywhere, it affects everything and sometimes… it is everything. Learning politics is an essential skill of life.
“Issued in Public Interest.” (By a fachha who’s politically screwed and too confused to choose a party.)
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PS — I suck a big time in this post but I really owed a blog on this.
PS — Midsem breaks from tomorrow. Bhopal…..I am coming.
PS — Hmmm…. if being in love feels like this, then I am in love for sure.
PS — PHP Batti starts tomorrow… Somebody help me!!
PS – Ohh God!! I just realized I ain’t done with my packing yet.
PS — Song of the Day ~ Bade se Shehar Mein from 13 B (by Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy).
PS — No more PS.
PS — Adieu.
