What’s on her mind?
# This post is dedicated to those people who have wasted their enormous amount of time & of course, energy 
, in understanding a girl’s mind and, as usual, failed.
Girl / Lady / Woman or Female (in broader sense), is a term that has ruffled the human mind for centuries. It has made innumerable men to spend even more innumerable nights lying awake on their beds for the noble cause of deriving some conclusion of it. And as stated above, none of them ever succeeded.
So in this post, I’ll try to express my useless and definitely unproductive views on a girl’s mind.
Technically, a Girl is a Homo-Sapiens with almost equal body organs as that of a Boy (please notice the word ‘almost’ in the line ). But the real difference lies in the working of a girl’s mind. So let us define a girl’s mind:
“ A girl’s mind is a complex software program whose output cannot be predicted by the input given, i.e. it can give different outputs for same input in different times. The software is not written to make it efficient and productive, but is programmed in a way to make the things as much complicated as it can be for the existing men population of the world.”
It is often said that behind every successful man, there is a woman. The real irony is that its reverse is also absolutely true: Behind every unsuccessful man, there is a woman. There are countless people in this world who have spoiled their lives for some girl with whom they felt they were in love. And all of them ended up asking the same question:
“What a Girl wants?”
This question has humiliated me for the last few months. Infact, this whole ‘girl thing’ is itself a question mark.
If they want us to chase them, why do they repel us when we do so?
If they want us to praise them, why do they call us liars when we do so?
If they want us to love them, why don’t they let us show it?
How much is enough? When to stop, when to start again?
What to say, when to say, how to say?
What next?
“She loves me, she loves me not.”
“Why did she smile?”
“Why did she say it?”
“Why didn’t she say it?”
Oh God….! The more you think, the more you get confused. I guess the real problem with girls is that they too don’t know what they really want. If she says “I am fine”, that doesn’t always mean she’s fine. Huh…!! And she’ll never feel fine until she punishes you for it.
If girls are so weird and awkward, why do we boys go after them?
Because what’s life without problems.
Jokes apart, a girl is the most beautiful creation of God on this earth. She makes you smile (& laugh ). She can raise your heartbeats by holding your hands. She can stop the whole world for you just by looking in you eyes. Her smile can do wonders & her cry can make your heart melt.
The way once in your life, she becomes everything to you, the way when you work hard to bring all the happiness of the world for her, the way when you say a million things to her just by looking into her eyes without making a single sound…it can’t be expressed in words.
The sleepless nights & the charismatic days you spent thinking of her are priceless. And finally when the efforts pay, the world becomes a heaven.
When a girl says ‘I love you’, she always means it. Girls are more committed than boys. They are more sensitive and understanding.
In my 19 years of life, I’ve figured out that a man chases for three things in his life:
- Money
- Power
- Women
Sooner or later, he finally needs a girl who can take care of him and his family, who can stand with him in difficult times & who can get him some beautiful kids. A man is successful if he’s able to find one such girl. Then all he requires a bit of hard work & some time, money and energy to get her. But again as mentioned, he makes a mistake of trying to understand her. And as usual… fails !
***
PS — As a matter of fact, I’ve found one. Most of you already know about her.
PS — 2nd Semester starts.
PS — I don’t know why, but I feel too difficult to write a blog these days.
PS — Hey… do watch the movie Slumdog Millionaire… Its awesome man..!
PS — So friends, I have now officially become a ‘Five Point Someone’.
PS — I am surprised to see how drastically a bad result can change one’s thinking.
PS — Song of the Day: Tere Naina from Chandani Chowk to China by Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy
PS — Good Bye. 
