Some Murphy’s Laws

Murphy was a great philosopher who gave many laws regarding our daily lives. Most of them are very humourous, but still contain a few unsaid facts of life.

I’ve compiled some of them whom I thought are the funniest. Its absolutely not my creation, but copied shamelessly from an external source:).

LOVE LAWS

• All the good ones are taken.
• If the person isn’t taken, there’s a reason.
• It’s always easier to get a partner if you already have one.
• Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant. This constant is always zero.

• A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn’t love her.

• The man shalt not win the argument he started.
• The man shalt not win the argument he didn’t start.
• If a man won an argument, it was just in his head.

• Money can’t buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.

BUS LAWS:

• If its raining, or cold or both the bus will be late.
• If you’re running late the bus will be too
• If you have no change then the bus driver won’t have any either
• Whenever you get a seat with a pretty girl, she will start a cell phone conversation about her Boyfriend or Mothers hospital operation.

COMMERCE LAWS:

• The first 90% of a project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.

• The boss is always right.

• The last person that quit or was fired will be the one held responsible for everything that goes wrong – until the next person quits or is fired.

• People don’t make the same mistake twice, they make it three, four, or five times.

• When you don’t know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

SEX LAWS:

• Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.

• Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won’t either.

• Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.

• Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.

• There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.

PS — All these are shamelessly copied from somewhere.;)

PS — Yeh, but still had to work hard ( for finding the source, and choosing the best ones.)

PS — Mumbai Indians lost by just one run. fuck..!

PS — Going to grandma’s tomorrow. Catch ya a few day later.

PS — Adious.

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